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Nothing Say Christmas Like Serial Killer Analysis

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After a long night of traveling around the world in search for the gifts he always gets himself, he decides he would no longer gallivant and he was done for the night. The bag slightly unzips as the sleigh comes to a gruesome halt, slowly he drags the bag in the basement leaving only a trail of thick red blood. Lifting the bag up after a long night of joy, Santa unzips the bag to reveal his prizes from the night \. 9 little plump children and beautiful masterpiece photos of the kills of the holiday. “Nothing says Christmas like serial killer”, Santa says, letting out a laughing Ho Ho Ho. Looking at the children stuffed in his bag he took them out one by one, looking closely to pick his little helper for the night. The children cried and …show more content…

The boy found many impedes and tripped and fell down the precipice behind him. Santa then gave out a laugh and knew the boy had no buschido. Finally coming back from his little run, Santa take Cindy Lou, who as his child to eat for dinner and cuts opens her flesh slowly listening for the sweet sound of her flesh tearing and bones snapping under his pressure. Sitting down, gnawing on an arm the tv flicker on showing his old recording so of the UFC fight and a mosh pit. Picking up a notebook Santa then proceed to write a note to the parent of the children” We are your sons, We are your Daughters, We are your Husbands, We are your Wives, We are everywhere and your children will be dead by tomorrow.” in a following sentence he then went on to write “I was born with the devil in me, I couldn't help that I was a murderer, no more than a poet can help the inspiration to sing,” He then attached to each letter a candy cane to repay them for what they had lost that

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